Thursday, May 24, 2012

You're Known by the Company You Keep

I was almost through Frank Langella’s Dropped Names before I realized all his brief encounters with the famous were reminiscences about people who had died … Frank makes them all seem so vivid and alive I never noticed they were obituaries  (or exposes that could not be regarded as libelous).  Obviously, some of these famous men and women are so well known that a reader remembers the times and circumstances of their deaths; others because they live on in legend and on the silver screen seem to be eternal icons.

I was almost two thirds of the way through the memoir before I realized how self-disclosive Frank was even when he seemed to intend on to only recount the characteristics of his friends and the special circumstances of their meeting, parting and discreetly doing other things in between.  Some of the names Frank drops are luminaries who simply cross his path – like Marilyn Monroe whom he sees on the street in New York City as a truant teenager escaping from New Jersey for the afternoon.  Those close encounters only show Frank’s luck and fortune.  

Other famous movie stars are portrayed with their flaws bared, but never viciously – Frank writes of Paul Newman’s eyes but more of his frailty.  Frank does not regard Paul as having much sex appeal despite his eyes because he never had “danger,” a quality that Frank believes is essential for a great actor (Palance, Cagney, Clift, Brando, Dean, McQueen are Frank’s personification of using one’s self-destructiveness to advance one’s art and conquests).  This last encounter shows Frank’s sensitivity and respect more than it shows Paul’s decline:   “… I turned around and looked into the baby blues I’d looked into some forty years earlier.  An old man now, face thin and ravaged, a beard for his next role, fine sparse hair blown around by the wind … I instinctively reached up to put his hair in place, smoothing it down with my fingers and making it neat.  I then moved my hands down to his cold cheeks and kissed them both.  He fixed me with a look of heartbreaking tenderness and I thought for a moment he might be fighting back tears.  There. Now you look like Paul Newman I said.  And what man wouldn’t want to look like Paul Newman.  It occurs to me no, as I write this, that perhaps he might have been that man.  Frank’s instincts outweigh his speculations, his hands defy his logic.

When Frank writes about what he liked in his friend Alan Bates, he discloses how his fellow actor imprinted him to aspire to the qualities he wanted to internalize:  “… Had Alan allowed himself the final call he so much deserved, he would have known how much they did adore him. He was a gentle, loving man whose humor, grace, kindness, and humanity constantly humbled me.  To watch him backstage as he struggled to his place before we took our curtain call together, clearly in pain and exhausted, then gather himself, smile at me across the way, and turn to fact the audience, was a lesson in gallantry I carry with me still.  No matter what, Alan was going to go on, not because the show must, but because his personal sense of integrity required it.  I’d give anything to have twenty minutes with him again.”

I only saw Frank on the stage once, in NYC when he appeared as Dracula.  I was at that point more interested in the Edward Gorey stage sets than in Frank as lead.  I never attended any performance at the Berkshire Playhouse or in Stockbridge despite their being a stone’s throw away.  Many of the actors Frank knew for decades became friends of his from his early career in these summer stock shows in Massachusetts.  That’s where he met Anne Bancroft.  This was an especially good chapter where the depth of their friendship resounds despite years apart.  He closes:  “…And when the death knell of cancer sounded inside her body, she managed to keep it a secret from most of her friends.  She did not reach out to me in her final years, and I was unaware of the extent of her illness … She died … I opened the French doors to (my) patio and walked out listening to the Pacific, remembering the night thousands of miles across it in Malibu that I had thrown away a close relationship with a woman who could be funny, warm, and smart, but a friend I could no longer endure (they argued when Frank told a story about her downing Valium with scotch before a performance which she vehemently denied).  Any relationship in which one party feels even the slightest sense of diminishment had become for me a relationship not worth enduring.  I did not so much regret my decision to pull away from her ultimately corrosive aura as I did bemoan the demons that held sway inside her; they becoming the friends she most listened to and believed.  I have never asked Mel if Annie found some respite during her illness in her final years.  I’m not certain that I want to hear the answer.”  I think Frank doesn’t want to find out he reached the wrong conclusion.  He can be a great friend, but a cool one.

The biography is rife with sex, recounting some stars' joy in hearing the dirtiest of jokes, and dealing openly with who was gay and who was seducing whom.  Frank admits himself regarding Raul Julia as his “boyfriend.”  Unlike Carole King’s Natural Woman which I found stale and flat in its adherence to strict chronology, Dropped Names, moves freely across countries and time; its structure is Frank’s conscious vehicle to tell his life story as reflections of those he knew.  

He lived in rarefied air.  He does not descend into the banal, never flaunting his own lusts, affairs, marriages or family life.  He calculates, he is “in role.”  Nonetheless, the reader becomes a fan, a part of the audience that he needs but cannot see.  Unlike Carole, there are no promotional shots or photographs of his younger self:  there he is on the back cover, a man in his 70s, 35 pound heavier that his Count Dracula days, but still with that Julius Caesar glorious head, now gray.  The last movie I saw him in, forgetting the title, the one with Liam Neesom and January Jones as spies in Berlin: ; Frank is the aging old school international bad guy spy, almost looking as large as Orson Welles, cold, calculating, righteous rage … portraying under the surface emotions only hinted at in the book.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Can’t Believe Robb Wrote One I Don’t Like


A secret vice of mine is reading J. D. Robb’s “In Death” series, murder mysteries set in New York City in the 2050’s-60’s.  What made these books quick fun reads was not only Dallas and Rourke, the main two characters, but the setting, so futuristic and ethically challenging given the advance of science and the loosening of old fashioned morals.  Unfortunately in her latest, Celebrity in Death, Robb has written a story that could have taken place in 1930, so devoid of setting and science fiction.  Robb is capitalizing on her cult fans, writing only a soap opera like update on what is going on in D & R’s love life and how Peabody is developing as a nascent detective.  Dallas doesn’t even have a meaningful argument with her butler!

The murder is classic Hollywood who killed the movie star schlock.  It is predictable, formulaic and way too easy to figure whodunit.  Robb, herself a celebrity, has turned deadly in her writing.





Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The Virtual Road to Wellville


Why does David Agus’ book The End of Illness remind me of John Harvey Kellogg and cereal advertising claims?  Not because his ideas for promoting personal health are “flakey,” but because his arguments seem to be self-promoting.  Agus has founded Applied Proteomics, a company that hopes to eventually be able to analyze a person’s molecular proteins much like their DNA is decoded today.  Does an endorsement by Al Gore make the reader think of this effort more favorably or remind one of inventing the Internet and global warming inevitability?

Whenever I am home during the week, I inevitably watch Dr Oz hoping that the foods he talks about will be the magic ingredients to perfect wellness.  Then one day, Dr Oz had A J Jacobs on as a guest.  A J the comic wise ass who tried to read the entire Encyclopedia Britannica cover to cover, and I guess he did, more recently spent two or three years trying out every health fad to see what works.  A J still looked a little pudgy and was going bald and he wisely did not put himself on the cover of his book a la Jane Fonda.  So with this context, these books about I know where curing the curse of human disease is going seem to me to all be put together by medical quacks, each touting their one elixir.

Agus other than promoting statins post-40, shunning vitamin supplements, and learning about one’s intestinal flora, does not have any formula or magic bullet.  So he hearkens back to the future:  maintain your body’s homeostasis by a regular schedule of daily living patterns and whole food diets.  He takes the command, “physician, heal thyself” to a “patient, know thine metrics.”  He recaps in chapter 14:
“…. Keep to a schedule.  Move throughout the day … Eat real food to absorb all the nutrients you need.  Reduce your daily dose of inflammation.  Stay abreast of new technologies that can enhance your health or help you to plan your future health.  Share your medical information with the world wherever possible.”  And this guidance from an oncologist?

It is not enough for him to expound an empowered patient who is so in tune with his own personal preventive approach that he will live a relatively healthy and long life … based on technology and huge databases that “will change diagnosis and care as we know it.”  It is a Seventh Day Adventist approach to care, trust in the gods of technology and research, and let your body balance itself too good health.
When oh when will I find another good book after this spell of mediocre?  I am even thinking about bringing back another two library books after trying out the first chapter or two, one of which is even the latest J D Robb “In Death” sequel.  Gone With the Wind, here I come.

Friday, May 4, 2012

Natural Artiface

Carole King’s memoir, Natural Woman, needs remixing and engineering.  As a songwriter, it was only until late in her career that she ventured into lyrics.  Her earliest attempts were more like scat, doo-wop sounds.  Her first husband and later a collaborating poet came up with the words that she put to music.  And there is the rub:  she just doesn’t have the literary heft to be a robust author.  She puts her life down in sequence, like she would in ordering songs on an LP, but it doesn’t come through with one single message or even a clear, honest assessment of her life.

Carole comes off as caught up between being a female rocker and a good Jewish girl from Brooklyn.  For someone who wrote the background music to pre-British invasion teenage summer loves, she made absolutely awful choices in marriages and lovers.  Her first husband got caught up in the 60s drug culture; her second physically abused her; she ends up in Idaho as a 1980s earth mother figure, or a female John Denver, singing about simple pleasures and middle age pain.  Of course, she crossed paths with everyone, Lennon and McCartney, to Bono.  But see drops names rather than describing who knowing them changed her life or perspective.

With four children from her first two marriages, Carole was often an absentee mother, touring or surrendering them to their fathers on the excuse of schooling needs or geographic preferences on their parts.

The best memoirs I’ve read begin after the author has thought about his or her life, determined what events or emotions have been determinants or emerging from experiences, and interpreted and valued them.  Natural Woman is a diary or chronology.  Carole describes the needlework she did when recording Tapestry, a simple piece of busywork that embellished the words thank you to be given to her producer.  Her autobiography is just as superficial, a collection of sample stitches, nothing like Gobelin artistic depiction of history.